================================================
Message 38:
From: meters@localhost Sun May 30 23:19:05 2010
To: everyone@internets
Subject: All I want for Decemberween is… (Randomness)
A magical cloning refrigerator.

Think of the possibilities!
================================================
Message 37:
From: meters@localhost Sat May 29 15:40:05 2010
To: everyone@internets
Subject: Random phrase of the day (Randomness)
Life is fickle:
An unjust death,
Done and undone.
================================================
Message 34:
From: meters@localhost Mon May 17 18:33:05 2010
To: everyone@internets
Subject: Random quote of the day (Randomness)
"Mien Fuhrer! I can walk!"
~Dr Strangelove
================================================
Message 30:
From: meters@localhost Sun May 02 02:44:05 2010
To: everyone@internets
Subject: Cake and Frosting (Randomness)
Mood: Meh

"What is this? The blandness of it all!"

"Cake is what I have, but frosting I have naught."

The audience goes wild with exclamation and disbelief.

"Guards, seize him!"

"Unhand me! I was only told to bake a cake with no mention of frosting!"

One would wonder whether if told to bake a cake with no mention of frosting, would one have to bake a cake with frosting as most cakes do?
================================================